sadness is like a storm that’s not predicted, nobody knows when it’ll go away or if it’ll come again
and all we can do to help is hand you an umbrella — our time and our friendship — so that the sadness is nothing more than a dull rattle over your head
but eventually, your hand gets tired of holding the umbrella
and sometimes sadness consumes, like the water soaks your clothes and skin when you finally put it down
but please remember,
you’ll be able to hold the umbrella soon again,
and eventually, the storm will clear
they always do
come on guys, let’s take a pic for the instagram
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it
Barb sets things straight
Emmet discovers furries
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.
omg the last comment = golden.